Sherdie

OMG you guys, I’m so proud of my clever and inspirational peeps. Watch these videos and marvel at the difference that can be made when a few people believe something is worth doing.

A guy in my office was given a pair of slipper-sock things as a present. He’s a size 12. I walked past as he said ‘Is anyone a size 7?’

Yes. Yes I am.

Sherdie: 1, New job: 1.

There I am, tucking into a late lunch of tonkotsu-flavoured two-minute noodles.

I look up to find a group of five or so people clustered at the door to my office, including my new boss.

“Oh! That’s what smells!” says the operations manager.

“It’s alright everyone, nothing’s burning!” yells the IT guy. “It’s just Sherdie’s lunch!”

New job: 1, Sherdie: 0.

Kirainet says there are 474,048 restaurants in Japan.

If you ate out 3 meals a day it would take over 400 years to go them all.

Nom.

Nurse to me: You may only be little but you’ve got magnificent veins!

Blood bank compliments – warm and fuzzy with a tinge of weird.

My hairdresser says, “I like blowdrying your hair. It’s such a challenge.”

This is why the interweb is truly teh awesome.

I’m in a meeting. We’re talking about the danger of cultural stereotypes. There is a French man there.

Woman: …just ridiculous, I mean, as if you could say that all French men are sex-mad or that–

French man: Oh, no, madam, that one is true.

*brushes lint off his striped shirt*